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Roxborough State Park Exam

1.) Why would you like to be a Park Ranger?
a.) I like the outdoors
b.) It's about time to get a little respect
c.) I thought the Job Posted was "Fart Banger"

2.) If a bear $hits in the woods...
a.) Exam the droppings for dietary information
b.) It's not "If" it's "Does"
c.) Yuk, that's gross

3.) Would you harass CCB members if they had a kegger on grounds?
a.) No
b.) No
c.) No

4.) What Ranger would you aspire to be?
a.) Ranger Smith
b.) Ranger J. Audubon Woodlore
c.) Night Ranger

5.) Is the following photo a...
a.) Bear
b.) Rox Crusher
c.) Identification is too difficult without an a$$ crack
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6.) If Eugene brings Vasoline on a overnighter, would you tell anyone?
a.) No.
b.) I love benderovers!
c.) Yes, cuz I'm not pushin back!
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7.) Would you support the teachings of Smokey the Bear?
a.) Depends on what Smokey's smokin.
b.) Screw Smokey, he's with the Forest Service!
c.) Is that the dude with the cheese that lost his meatball when somebody sneezed?

8.) If you saw trash left out after a picnic what would you do?
a.) Find a Junior Ranger cuz Homie don't play that game
b.) Depends on the caliber I can carry
c.) Sorry, my Bronco Club are a bunch a pigs

9.) If you suspect something is burning, what would you do first?
a.) Run like hell
b.) Run up the road and get Jeff some tums and T.P.
c.) Turn off your Bronco

10.) After you complete this test, what are your plans?
a.) Go wheelin' in Roxborough State Park
b.) Take a side trip to Moab
c.) Kick Gregg's a$$


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Shucks! I would totally pass this exzam! Dude!


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I totally failed at the hairy back

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Thats funny as hell but, I am concerned about Shawns repeated attention to Rox's hairy back.

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Cracked me up, good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee, it'd be coming out my nose!

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Hey, don't turn this around on me.

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