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Author: | Moab Mike [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | The Recession |
The Recession hits everybody..... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens' names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! |
Author: | Entourage [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Recession |
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. |
Author: | freeheelbillie [ Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Recession |
LOL and last but not least, "Billie posted his Bronco, For Sale." |
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